slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(Source: anchoredmilso)

grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

(Source: shewillbelubed)

wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

  • every sidekick in any movie: you did it!
  • every main character in any movie: no, we did it

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